Office misfit Darlene Henderson, AKA "Kitty", takes her cat obsession to perverted and supernatural places, dragging her hapless co-workers John and Janine down dark and feral alleyways of murder and lust. 青龙集团(🦀)董事(🙆)(shì )长(zhǎng )过(guò )世(🚹)(shì )后(🎀)，给青龙集团太子(🍴)爷(yé )留下(xià )了(🦁)镇帮(🥖)之宝：一支可以(🍇)(yǐ )号令(lìng )整个青(🍎)龙(💸)集团所有人的(de )大(🚎)哥(gē )大手提电话(😴)。一(🎡)日，太子爷(yé )独自(👣)(zì )去(🍈)按摩院按摩，青龙(🎼)公(gōng )司一(yī )群(➖)起了(🔡)异心的小人得到(🈂)(dào )消息(xī )后，来(🧓)到按(🏷)摩院准备劫(jié )持(👔)太(tài )子(zǐ )爷，夺走(🚡)可(👖)以号令青(qīng )龙公(🐀)(gōng )司(sī )上下的大(📥)哥大(📬)，欲控(kòng )制(zhì )整(🚶)(zhěng )个(🏐)(gè )青龙集团。哪知(🗯)阴差(chà )阳(yáng )错(😸)(cuò )将(🌶)(jiāng )身怀太极推拿(♟)绝技、胸(xiōng )有大(🙆)(dà(🚋) )志，却因低微的工(🚛)作被(bèi )周遭(zāo )人(💕)嫌(🔅)弃的按摩师阿宝(🎗)当(dā(💹)ng )成了(le )太子爷(🏝)并将(🕛)其绑架。阿宝乘(🕓)(chéng )乱(🦅)逃(táo )出后，去找女(💔)朋友阿朵(duǒ )，不(🚃)(bú )料(🍝)阿朵父亲因欠人(🐃)钱，被白(bái )虎帮挟(🔤)持(🔁)，阿宝答应三(sān )天(🎚)内(nèi )替(tì )阿朵救(🏕)出父(🐤)亲。阿宝(bǎo )、阿(🧘)(ā )朵(🔏)(duǒ )以及真正的太(💸)子爷策(cè )划(huá(🤹) )了(le )一(🤫)(yī )场一箭双雕的(🎶)好戏，却(què )上演(yǎ(🤵)n )了(♓)一场又一场啼笑(🆖)皆非(fēi )的“闹剧”，一(🗨)边(⬜)是青龙集(jí )团错(🐙)(cuò )认(💸)阿宝为太子(👾)爷，一(🔁)边(biān )是阿(ā )宝(🕜)错认(🥛)为这是未来老丈(🎗)人的(de )考题(tí )，将(🔪)青龙(🦕)集团上下骗得(dé(🈲) )团团(tuán )转。阿宝和(😒)阿(🔫)朵从合作(zuò )布局(🕝)(jú )，到产生误会，到(🌥)合力(lì )救出(chū )阿(ā(💋) )朵的(⌛)父亲，磨难重重(chó(💜)ng )，考(kǎo )验(yàn )不断(🌏)。剧情(🤲)跌宕起伏(fú )、搞(🌻)(gǎo )笑(xiào )逗逼，按摩师(👣)阿宝更(gèng )是(shì )成(🤓)为(wéi )了承载底层(📊)小(⏭)人物英雄(xióng )情怀(🔒)(huái )以(🕧)及忠贞爱情(👸)的一(🎖)代了(le )不起(qǐ )的(📣)“按摩(🐄)侠”！ Jerusha Kali, on the eve of University graduation and her 21st birthday - has her genetic mutation kick in; this enables her to emit an abnormal electromagnetic field; stemming from her pineal gland, which is extremely powerful. She is able to manipulate space and time, and travel inter-dimensionally. She is the last surviving Witch. All of her ancestors have been successfully eradicated by an elite Secret Society which controls much of the various institutions of the world. This Secret Society is evil, ancient and has technological innovation on their side. She incorporates Allies of various relict secret societies; mostly of Nordic and Indigenous origins and inevitably has to do battle with the formidable foes before the eve of her 21st Birthday - which is the Full Moon - where her powers will fully culminate. It is prophesized that she is the one to lead the global revolution to return planet earth to homeostasis. 伊格内(nèi )修是(🛃)(shì )中产阶级，他(🔯)经营(🙍)着一家自(zì )己餐(🐣)(cān )厅，并且铁腕管(🔅)理(🦃)。因(yīn )此与(yǔ )员工(🦆)不断产生摩擦，尤(🏼)(yóu )其是(shì )和厨师。一(🥓)次，员(♌)工没(méi )打算(suàn )联(🅰)(lián )手设局反抗(🔲)他，然(⚡)而(ér )事情(qíng )却(què(🤔) )并没有按照计划中(😚)进(jìn )行(háng )... 建(jiàn )筑(🐆)(zhù )工程师迈克尔(🕊)打(💁)算带(dài )着(zhe )十四(sì(🔜) )年都(🌼)未曾联系的(🙈)儿子(🚅)路(lù )易斯(sī )去(➖)挪威(🥉)参加父亲的葬礼(🖲)(lǐ )。二(èr )人因此(💖)有了(🛒)一段从未有(yǒu )过(🐵)的(de )独处时光，迈克(😊)尔(🧀)也想借此(cǐ )机会(🤶)(huì )弥补自己作为(🌹)父亲缺席(xí )的十(shí(🚁) )四年(🛐)。然而，无论迈克(kè(🕊) )尔怎(zěn )样试图(🍝)和儿(🐘)子沟通都无(wú )法(🗣)得(dé )到(dào )积极的回(😵)应，二人之(zhī )间仿(😤)(fǎng )佛(fó )有着一堵(😛)无(🤷)法逾越的(de )心(xīn )墙(🚰)(qiáng )。尽(🔆)管这一路上(🍍)遇到(⛳)的种(zhǒng )种麻(má(🧚) )烦让(🛂)路易斯一直埋怨(⛴)父(fù )亲的(de )粗心(🌈)大意(👂)，迈克尔依然(rán )希(😱)望(wàng )能够推翻彼(🈚)此(😻)间的隔阂。 故(gù )事(🤼)发生在清莱的一(⏸)个小城镇(zhèn )，在(zài )监(😕)狱一(🤓)年一度的家庭日(🔶)(rì )那天(tiān )，阿宁(🐑)带着(🛹)她十岁的孩(hái )子(🏗)小(xiǎo )恒，去监狱看望(🌳)他的爸(bà )爸，因(yī(💂)n )为阿宁收到了他(🏏)丈(🛂)夫(fū )的一(yī )个(gè(📴) )好消(😒)息......